A spectator selects a card, returns it to the pack and shuffles. The performer states that he'll try to find the card without even touching the deck. He puts on his glasses and looks down at the deck held by the spectator. He names a card...but it's
You'll Die Laughing!"Are you folks ever bothered by those telephone solicitors?" asks the performer. "Last week a guy called me on the phone and wanted to talk about pre-planning my funeral! I couldn't believe it. I'm not afraid of dying, I just don'